http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani Thu, 18 Jun 2026 09:16:05 +0200 http://www.lifetype.net <p>Znate li kako se dobija jedno veliko ni&scaron;ta</p><p>&nbsp;- Prvo Bosanac da ideju za projekat onda Hercegovac obezbeđuje finansije i na kraju Crnogorac sve to sprovede u delo</p> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2013/03/26/nista http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2013/03/26/nista http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2013/03/26/nista sanelaslani bosanci Tue, 26 Mar 2013 13:35:03 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <span style="font-size: x-large"><span style="font-family: times new roman,times"><span style="font-size: large">Igrali jednom policajci ko&scaron;arku i prva dva minuta 0:0, prva četvrtina 0:0, prvo poluvreme 0:0. E onda trener jednog tima inače &scaron;ef policije priprema ekipu ti tamo, ti &scaron;utira&scaron; ovo ono i počne drugo poluvreme.Na početku jedan navijač viče: - E, policajci znate li da vam je lopta veća od obruča.</span> </span></span> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/policajci/2012/05/14/kosarka http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/policajci/2012/05/14/kosarka http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/policajci/2012/05/14/kosarka sanelaslani policajci Mon, 14 May 2012 16:06:06 +0200 PuKnI Od SmEhA <span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Stigo Zeka u omiljenoj kafani i vide &scaron;lepera parkiranog na njegovo parking mesto, pa udje iznerviran u kafanu i kaže: - Ko je parkirao onaj &scaron;leper tamo !!! - svi ćute samo medo iz ćo&scaron;ka ustaje i kaže da je on to uradio, a zeka kaže stra&scaron;ljivo - E, brate jesi ga uparkiro</span> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/zivotinje/2012/03/08/sleper http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/zivotinje/2012/03/08/sleper http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/zivotinje/2012/03/08/sleper sanelaslani životinje Thu, 08 Mar 2012 15:00:09 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Na Italijanskom: Bona Sera</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Na bosanskom:&nbsp; Ne seri bona</span></p> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2012/03/05/bonasera http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2012/03/05/bonasera http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2012/03/05/bonasera sanelaslani bosanci Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:58:35 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: symbol">Ne postoji &scaron;ansa koju Bosanac ne može da prokocka.</span></span> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2012/01/06/sansa http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2012/01/06/sansa http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/bosanci/2012/01/06/sansa sanelaslani bosanci Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:34:46 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Kad medved sretne Čaka Norisa, legne i pravi se mrtav.</span> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/chuck-noris/2012/01/06/medved http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/chuck-noris/2012/01/06/medved http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/chuck-noris/2012/01/06/medved sanelaslani chuck noris Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:29:28 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Gleda majka knjižicu svoga sina kad ono sve jedinice.Ljuta plavu&scaron;a razmi&scaron;lja čime da ga kazni i seti se da u dvori&scaron;tu ima ogromnu ba&scaron;tu pa kaže: - Kazna ti je zbog jedinica da svakog dana ove nedelje zaliva&scaron; cveće - Sin zbunjen kaže: - Ali mama na televiziji su rekli da će ceo mesec padati ki&scaron;a-. Ljuta plavu&scaron;a kaže: - Neće&scaron; me prevariti može&scaron; obući kaput - . &nbsp;</span> </p> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/plavuse/2012/01/02/kazna http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/plavuse/2012/01/02/kazna http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/plavuse/2012/01/02/kazna sanelaslani plavuse Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:26:53 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Čak noris je ugasio vatru benzinom</span> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/chuck-noris/2011/12/28/benzin http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/chuck-noris/2011/12/28/benzin http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/chuck-noris/2011/12/28/benzin sanelaslani chuck noris Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:09:52 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">U&scaron;la plavu&scaron;a u biblioteci i kaže:<br />&nbsp;- Jedan pomfrit, extra&nbsp; lardž, coca cola light i hamburger. Molim vas. -</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Pomisli da je niko nije čuo pa ponovi samo prilično glasnije: -&nbsp; Molim vas! Jedan pomfirit, extra lardž, coca cola light i hamburger! - Bibliotekar pomalo upla&scaron;eno mucajući kaže: - A..li gospo.o.o..đii.ce ov..o je bi.bi.biblioteka -. -O oprostite onda - i onda kaže &scaron;aptajući: - Pomfrit, extra lardž, coca cola light i hamburger -. </span></p> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/plavuse/2011/12/28/bibilioteka http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/plavuse/2011/12/28/bibilioteka http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/plavuse/2011/12/28/bibilioteka sanelaslani plavuse Wed, 28 Dec 2011 18:45:50 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA <p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Pita učitelj Pericu:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">&nbsp;- Kada se pi&scaron;e veliko slovo -.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: times new roman,times">Odgovara Perica: - Kada je neko kratkovidan -.&nbsp; </span></p> http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/skola/2011/12/25/veliko-slovo http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/skola/2011/12/25/veliko-slovo http://sanelaslani.blog.rs/blog/sanelaslani/skola/2011/12/25/veliko-slovo sanelaslani skola Sun, 25 Dec 2011 23:07:00 +0100 PuKnI Od SmEhA