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Izjave klijenata, na Birou za zapo&scaron;ljavanje Obrenovac: Izvinite, mene zanimaju ovi mikrotalasni krediti. Ja sam u firmi progla&scaron;ena katalo&scaron;kim ...

crnihumor http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor Vicevi <div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><strong>Izjave klijenata, na Birou za zapo&scaron;ljavanje Obrenovac:</strong></span></div><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left">Izvinite, mene zanimaju ovi mikrotalasni krediti.</div></span><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left">Ja sam u firmi progla&scaron;ena katalo&scaron;kim vi&scaron;kom.</div></span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; text-align: left"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite &scaron;to kasnim, imao sam jedan mnogo smrtan slučaj.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">&quot;Da li imate zdravstvenih problema?&quot;, &quot;Imam, ne čujem na u&scaron;i.&quot;</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Ja sam do&scaron;ao jer mi je rečeno da se treba održati reč.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite puno, ja sam ne&scaron;kolovanka.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">U kojoj knjižari mogu da kupim CV obrazac?</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Moram doći do vas, malo pre sam bila na grupnom saslu&scaron;anju.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite ja sam do&scaron;ao imam redovan pregled.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Ja sam profesionalni bolesnik.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">&quot;&Scaron;ta ste po nacionalnosti?&quot;, &quot;Mu&scaron;ko, mislim, mu&scaron;ki Srbin.&quot;</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Dobar dan, ja sam do&scaron;ao da se prijavim. Doneo sam sve &scaron;to mi treba, original i falsifikat diplome.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">&quot;Gde vam je radna knjižica?&quot;, &quot;Pojeo je ker.&quot;</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Ja sam do&scaron;la za babu za novčane pare.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite, mutirala sam datum.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Zanimaju me programi ovih vladinih neorganizacija.</span></div></span></span> tag:www.blog.rs,2011-11-09:154827 2011-11-09T17:32:43+0100 2011-11-09T17:32:43+0100 2011-11-09T17:32:43+0100

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