http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor Thu, 14 May 2026 20:25:47 +0200 http://www.lifetype.net <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.dodaj.rs/f/e/6Q/2wW9OPiZ/cerka-chuck-norrisa.jpg" border="0" alt="undefined" title="undefined" width="500" height="463" align="middle" /></div> http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/cerka-cak-norisa http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/cerka-cak-norisa http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/cerka-cak-norisa crnihumor Slike Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:07:02 +0100 Crni humor <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.dodaj.rs/f/3s/eN/qBpXucT/drakula.jpg" border="0" title="undefined" width="361" height="720" align="middle" /></div> http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/drakula http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/drakula http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/drakula crnihumor Slike Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:06:42 +0100 Crni humor <div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><strong>Izjave klijenata, na Birou za zapo&scaron;ljavanje Obrenovac:</strong></span></div><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left">Izvinite, mene zanimaju ovi mikrotalasni krediti.</div></span><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left">Ja sam u firmi progla&scaron;ena katalo&scaron;kim vi&scaron;kom.</div></span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; text-align: left"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite &scaron;to kasnim, imao sam jedan mnogo smrtan slučaj.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">&quot;Da li imate zdravstvenih problema?&quot;, &quot;Imam, ne čujem na u&scaron;i.&quot;</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Ja sam do&scaron;ao jer mi je rečeno da se treba održati reč.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite puno, ja sam ne&scaron;kolovanka.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">U kojoj knjižari mogu da kupim CV obrazac?</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Moram doći do vas, malo pre sam bila na grupnom saslu&scaron;anju.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite ja sam do&scaron;ao imam redovan pregled.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Ja sam profesionalni bolesnik.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">&quot;&Scaron;ta ste po nacionalnosti?&quot;, &quot;Mu&scaron;ko, mislim, mu&scaron;ki Srbin.&quot;</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Dobar dan, ja sam do&scaron;ao da se prijavim. Doneo sam sve &scaron;to mi treba, original i falsifikat diplome.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">&quot;Gde vam je radna knjižica?&quot;, &quot;Pojeo je ker.&quot;</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Ja sam do&scaron;la za babu za novčane pare.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Izvinite, mutirala sam datum.</span></div></span><div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><div style="text-align: left"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px">Zanimaju me programi ovih vladinih neorganizacija.</span></div></span></span> http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/generalna/2011/11/09/biseri-sa-biroa-za-zaposljavanje http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/generalna/2011/11/09/biseri-sa-biroa-za-zaposljavanje http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/generalna/2011/11/09/biseri-sa-biroa-za-zaposljavanje crnihumor Vicevi Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:42:58 +0100 Crni humor <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.dodaj.rs/f/44/xV/3q6prSkX/istina.jpg" border="0" title="undefined" width="500" height="375" align="middle" /></div> http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/istina http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/istina http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/istina crnihumor Slike Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:32:43 +0100 Crni humor <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.dodaj.rs/f/2L/Dn/40i0z3J7/na-filmu-i-u-stvarnosti.jpg" border="0" title="undefined" width="500" height="865" align="middle" /></div> http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/stvarnost http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/stvarnost http://crnihumor.blog.rs/blog/crnihumor/slike/2011/11/09/stvarnost crnihumor Slike Wed, 09 Nov 2011 17:26:46 +0100 Crni humor