http://email.blog.rs/blog/email <div> <div style="border-width: 1pt medium medium; border-style: solid none none; border-color: #b5c4df -moz-use-text-color -moz-use-text-color; -moz-border-top-colors: none; -moz-border-right-colors: none; -moz-border-bottom-colors: none; -moz-border-left-colors: none; border-image: none; padding: 3pt 0in 0in"> <p class="yiv1241087539MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: arial black,avant garde">Neverovatno koliko je sve istinito napisano za zemlju Srbiju, a koliko&nbsp; <span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde">svi mi ne reagujemo </span></span><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde"><br /></span></p><p class="yiv1241087539MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: arial black,avant garde">&nbsp;</span></p><p class="yiv1241087539MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="yiv1241087539MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium">Ima na Balkanu...nije istina?</span></p> </div> </div> <p class="yiv1241087539MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium"> &nbsp;</span></p> <p class="yiv1241087539MsoNormal" id="yui_3_2_0_18_1348567423633270"><span style="font-size: medium"><u id="yui_3_2_0_18_1348567423633269"><span style="color: red">Članak jednog američkog novinara:</span></u></span></p> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">&quot;Ima na Balkanu jedna zemlja, koja se graniči sama sa sobom. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde žive najlep&scaron;e žene, a natalitet opada. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde nezaposleni najvi&scaron;e rade</span><span style="color: #1f497d">.</span><span style="color: #002060"> </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #1f497d">G</span><span style="color: #002060">de na najplodnijoj zemlji žive ljudi koji gladuju. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde vozovi kasne po redu vožnje. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde svi igraju fudbal, a pobeđuju u vaterpolu, ko&scaron;arci, rukometu ili odbojci. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde svi žure na posao, a niko ne stiže na vreme. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde osmočasovno radno vreme traje dvanaest sati. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde je zdravstvo besplatno, a lečenje skupo. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde su novinari slobodni da napi&scaron;u &scaron;ta god im se naredi. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde je svetska kriza dobila državljanstvo. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde su javne nabavke tajne, a državne tajne javne. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde se ratovi nikad ne zavr&scaron;avaju. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde se istorija ponavlja svaki dan. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde su najbogatiji oni koji nikad nisu radili. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde je strana valuta uzeta za domaću. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde ljudi slave slavu, a psuju Boga. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde pametne zbog nerazumevanja progla&scaron;avaju ludacima, a ludake sposobnima. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde nepismeni pi&scaron;u istoriju. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde su zakoni nezakoniti, a anarhija normalno stanje. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde vlast prezire građane kao neželjene svedoke. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde se živi od budućnosti, jer na sada&scaron;njost nemaju pravo. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde se svako svakome sme&scaron;ka, a niko nikome ne želi dobro. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde sudski postupci traju duže od života. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde su samo poplave način navodnjavanja zemlji&scaron;ta. </span></span></h6> <h6 id="yui_3_2_0_18_1348567423633261" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde prizivaju diktatora, a demokratiju smatraju porezom na budale. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde smatraju da će zemlja vi&scaron;e napredovati ako &scaron;to vi&scaron;e nazaduje. </span></span></h6> <h6 style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde nisi normalan, ako ne poludi&scaron;. </span></span></h6> <h6 id="yui_3_2_0_18_1348567423633266" style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: medium"><span style="color: #002060">Gde živi&scaron; samo zato da bi umro, gde je vreme beskonačno, a vlast besmrtna...&quot;</span></span></h6> http://email.blog.rs/blog/email/generalna/2012/09/25/ima-na-balkanu...nije-istina , 25 2012 12:15:07 +0200 <div id="yui_3_2_0_1_1346922483245384"> <div id="yui_3_2_0_1_1346922483245381"> <p class="yiv1197999180MsoNormal" id="yui_3_2_0_1_1346922483245378"><span style="font-size: large; font-family: helvetica">&Scaron;ta viče ciganka kad počne da se davi?<br /></span><span style="font-size: large; font-family: helvetica"><br /><span>- UPOMOČ, UPOMOČ, NE ZNAM DA SE KUPAM!</span></span></p></div></div> http://email.blog.rs/blog/email/generalna/2012/09/06/vic , 06 2012 12:13:03 +0200 Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <style> /* Style Definitions */ 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