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Sport...
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Volim sport. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Volim<span> </span>natjecanja, borbu i<span> </span>pobedu. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Na<span> </span>kraju<span>
</span>ono delenje<span> </span>pehara… Uživancija. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Od<span> </span>malih<span>
</span>nogu<span> </span>znala sam<span> </span>da<span> </span>ću<span> </span>uspeti, samo<span>
</span>treba<span> </span>odabrati<span> </span>pravi sport. Čuči<span> </span>negde<span>
</span>u<span> </span>meni<span> </span>pobednik.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Prvi<span> </span>pokušaj plivanja završio je<span> </span>katastrofalno. Umesto<span> </span>onih elegantnih stilova, sve se pretvorlilo u
ronjenje, i<span> </span>pljuvanjem<span> </span>one<span>
</span>gadne<span> </span>vodice. Brzo<span> </span>plivam, ali<span>
</span>moj stil<span> </span>zovu održavanje<span> </span>na<span>
</span>vodi. Ljubomorni su sigurno.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000"><span> </span>Skakanje<span>
</span>u<span> </span>vodu<span> </span>definitivno<span>
</span>nije bilo za mene. Kako<span> </span>god<span> </span>skočim ,upadnem<span> </span>na<span>
</span>noge, uši se<span> </span>zagluše, <span> </span>ili pljusnem na<span> </span>trbuh, a<span>
</span>to<span> </span>boli. Oni<span> </span>ljudi<span>
</span>koji se<span> </span>mirno sunčaju<span> </span>budu<span> </span>pošpricani
od<span> </span>glave<span>
</span>do<span> </span>pete<span> </span><span> </span>deru
se kao da<span> </span>ih<span> </span>frigaš<span>
</span>na<span> </span>ulju.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Kraljica<span> </span>sportova,<span>
</span>atletika,<span> </span>deluje<span> </span>možda<span>
</span>preanbiciozno za mene.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000"><span> </span>Trčanje<span>
</span>mi je<span> </span>dobro<span> </span>išlo, ali rezultat<span> </span>nije<span>
</span>bio sjajan. Imala sam <span> </span>dobro<span> </span>vreme, tako<span>
</span>reći olimpijsko, samo<span> </span>mi je<span> </span>tu<span>
</span>smetala<span> </span>metraža. Važno<span> </span>je<span>
</span>vreme, govorili su<span> </span>na<span> </span>početku. Posle se<span> </span>ispostavilo<span>
</span>da<span> </span>odlično vreme<span> </span>koje sam<span>
</span>postigla<span> </span>i nije<span> </span>tako<span>
</span>odlično, jer sam<span> </span>trčala 100 metra,
a<span> </span>vreme<span>
</span>je<span> </span>bilo za 1500. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Svašta…</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #008000"><br /></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000"><span> </span>I<span> </span>ono
skakanje<span> </span>sa<span> </span>i<span>
</span>bez<span> </span>motke<span> </span>nije<span>
</span>bilo<span> </span>briljantno. Čuj, molim te
troskok. Ja sam<span> </span>skočila<span> </span>još<span>
</span>bolje sedmoskok i<span> </span>zaplivala<span> </span>potrbuške<span>
</span>po pesku. I<span> </span>opet<span> </span>ništa. Niko se<span> </span>ne divi rezultatu.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Svi
sportovi sa<span> </span>loptom<span> </span>su<span> </span>čudni.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000"><span> </span>Shvatila sam<span>
</span>osnov. Postoje dva<span> </span>tima i
jedna<span> </span>lopta<span> </span>koje<span>
</span>se<span> </span>moraš<span> </span>osloboditi. Guraju jedan<span> </span>drugome sirotu<span> </span>loptu, nogama,<span> </span>rukama, batinom<span> </span>na<span>
</span>koju je<span> </span>razapeta mreža. Videla
sam<span> </span>neke<span>
</span>sa<span> </span>kacigom<span> </span>na<span>
</span>glavi, rukavicom kao<span> </span>za<span> </span>majmuna<span>
</span>velikom<span> </span>i<span> </span>palicom kojom gađaju<span> </span>ili<span>
</span>već nešto<span> </span>tako, loptu. Jedan<span> </span>je<span>
</span>zgrabi, pa<span> </span>trči, a<span> </span>ostali<span>
</span>bulje<span> </span>za njim.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000"><span> </span>Očito je<span>
</span>najvažnije<span> </span>pravilo, <span> </span>moraš se<span>
</span>lopte<span> </span>osloboditi. Kog’<span> </span>je<span>
</span>vraga<span> </span>uopšte<span> </span>uzimaju.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Konjički
sport<span> </span>mi se dopadao, ali<span> </span>moji<span>
</span>mi<span> </span>nisu<span> </span>hteli<span>
</span>kupiti<span> </span>konja.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Nisam<span> </span>bolje<span>
</span>prošla<span> </span>ni<span> </span>u<span>
</span>mačevanju. Brat<span> </span>je<span> </span>uzeo sablju dede, muškarac, a ja<span> </span>sam<span>
</span>kao<span> </span>ženskica<span> </span>uzela<span>
</span>kutlaču. On<span> </span>je<span> </span>vrištao<span>
</span>i jurio podignutom sabljom. Uplašila sam se<span> </span>i<span>
</span>zatvorila<span> </span>oči<span> </span>i<span>
</span>počela<span> </span>isto<span> </span>tako<span>
</span>vikati i<span> </span>mlatarati<span> </span>varjačom.<span>
</span>Pobednik<span> </span>je<span> </span>bila<span>
</span>mama, koja<span> </span>nas<span> </span>je<span> </span>bez<span> </span>diskusije razoružala,<span> </span>izgrdila, a<span>
</span>kolateralna<span> </span>šteta<span> </span>je<span>
</span>bilo suđe koje<span> </span>nam se<span> </span>našlo<span>
</span>na<span> </span>putu.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Ostao<span> </span>mi je<span>
</span>šah. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">To<span> </span>kao<span>
</span>smiruje<span> </span>živce. Pokušala sam nije
da<span> </span>nisam, ali<span> </span>kad<span>
</span>posle trećeg<span> </span>poteza o kojem
sam<span> </span>razmišljala sat<span> </span>i<span> </span>pol
čula<span> </span>šah-mat, bacila sam<span> </span>one<span>
</span>figuretine sa sve<span> </span>kraljicom,
kraljem<span> </span>koji<span> </span>nije<span>
</span>bio<span> </span>kavalir, topovima, lauferima<span> </span>i<span> </span>onom
sitneži<span> </span>pionskom,<span> </span>o<span> </span>zid,
a<span> </span>tablu sam<span> </span>šutirala<span>
</span>dok se nije <span> </span>raspala. Sad<span> </span>niko<span>
</span>neće<span> </span>da<span> </span>igra<span>
</span>samnom<span> </span>šah. Kažu da sam<span> </span>temperamentna. Zar<span> </span>je<span>
</span>to<span> </span>mana??</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Ako<span> </span>neko<span>
</span>zna<span> </span>sport<span> </span>u<span>
</span>kome<span> </span>me<span> </span>vidi, molim<span>
</span>da<span> </span>mi javi.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000"><span> </span>Smeši<span>
</span>mi se<span> </span>pehar<span> </span>samo<span>
</span>ne<span> </span>znam<span> </span>u<span>
</span>čemu.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span><span style="color: #008000">Taj<span> </span>pobednik<span>
</span>što<span> </span>čuči<span> </span>u meni, mnogo je<span> </span>duboko, nikako<span> </span>da<span>
</span>izađe van.</span></span></p>
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http://anam.blog.rs/blog/anam/humor/2019/12/10/sport...
, 10 2019 15:51:17 +0100
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Muško-ženski pol…
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Ulazim<span>
</span>u<span> </span>bus. Samo<span> </span>jedno<span>
</span>mesto<span> </span>slobodno, a ja<span> </span>idem<span>
</span>tri stanice. Pojurim <span> </span>kao da<span> </span>me<span>
</span>goni<span> </span>horda<span> </span>Tatara. Bićeš<span>
</span>moje, htedoh mu<span> </span>uzviknuti, ali<span> </span>neću<span>
</span>da<span> </span>konkurencija ne<span> </span>čuje. Iste<span>
</span>namere<span> </span>imao<span> </span>je<span>
</span>jedan<span> </span>gospodin<span> </span>koji je<span>
</span>ipak<span> </span>bio<span> </span>gospodin i<span>
</span>odustao<span> </span>još u startu. Na<span> </span>mesto<span> </span>se<span> </span>nameračila je<span>
</span>i neka<span> </span>mladja<span> </span>ženskica, ali<span>
</span>držala<span> </span>je<span> </span>onu<span>
</span>pipkalicu<span> </span>u<span> </span>ruci i<span>
</span>nije<span> </span>imala<span> </span>šanse.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Pobedonosno<span>
</span>sedoh<span> </span>i gledam<span> </span>kao<span>
</span>sa<span> </span>prestola<span> </span>okolinu. Običan svet, nemam<span> </span>na<span>
</span>kome<span> </span>ni<span> </span>odmoriti<span>
</span>oči, a<span> </span>o<span> </span>nekom<span>
</span>maštanju<span> </span>ništa.<span> </span>Onako sa strane<span> </span>pogledah osobu do<span> </span>mene. Interesantna.<span> </span>Muško, ili<span>
</span>žensko ??</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Kosa<span>
</span>srebrnasta, može<span> </span>biti<span> </span>muško rano dobilo srebrni<span> </span>ukras. Može<span>
</span>biti<span> </span>i<span> </span>žensko<span>
</span>koje<span> </span>pokriva sede<span> </span>boji<span>
</span>dečije<span> </span>plavo<span> </span>ili nordisko srebrno…</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Dole<span>
</span>hlače. Nema<span> </span>tu<span> </span>muško, ženske, traperice<span> </span>su<span>
</span>traperice, što<span> </span>bi se<span> </span>reklo<span>
</span>unisex, mada<span> </span>su<span> </span>više<span>
</span>bez sex.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Sad<span>
</span>ću<span> </span>pogoditi, cipele.
Ženskice<span> </span>nose<span> </span>sa<span>
</span>petama, a<span> </span>muškići onako<span> </span>komotne<span>
</span>da<span> </span>mogu<span> </span>potrčati<span>
</span>za<span> </span>busom<span> </span>ili nama. Šipak, ko<span> </span>li<span>
</span>izmisli<span> </span>te<span> </span>tenisice??</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Na<span>
</span>rukama<span> </span>rukavice<span> </span>od<span>
</span>Kineza, a tu<span> </span>nema<span> </span>muško, žensko, samo<span> </span>jeftino.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Naidje<span>
</span>kontrola<span> </span>karata. Aha, sad<span> </span>ću<span>
</span>znati<span> </span>kad<span> </span>progovori. Glas<span> </span>može<span>
</span>biti<span> </span>ženski<span> </span>alt, ali<span>
</span>i<span> </span>neki<span> </span>tenor. Ni tamo<span> </span>ni<span>
</span>vamo. Da<span> </span>zapeva<span> </span>nešto<span>
</span>znala<span> </span>bi da<span> </span>li<span>
</span>je<span> </span>Figaro<span> </span>ili Karmen, ali<span> </span>neće…</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Aaaaa, izadje<span> </span>na<span>
</span>mojoj<span> </span>stanici. Hod, tu<span> </span>se<span>
</span>nećeš<span> </span>maskirati, i krenem<span> </span>ja<span>
</span>za<span> </span>njim/njom. Hoda<span> </span>nije da<span>
</span>ne<span> </span>hoda, ali… Krupni<span> </span>koraci<span>
</span>kao<span> </span>energičnog<span> </span>muškarca, a<span>
</span>možda<span> </span>je<span> </span>to<span>
</span>i<span> </span>neka<span> </span>ženskica<span>
</span>sišla sa<span> </span>planine<span> </span>pa<span>
</span>zadržala taj<span> </span>planinski<span> </span>hod.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">I<span>
</span>moja<span> </span>znatiželja<span> </span>na<span>
</span>kraju<span> </span>dostiže<span> </span>vrhunac. U<span>
</span>susret<span> </span>mu<span> </span>ide<span>
</span>neki<span> </span>prijatelj, smeši<span> </span>mu<span>
</span>se<span> </span>širi<span> </span>ruke. Najzad<span>
</span>ću saznati ko je. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">-Saša, pa<span>
</span>gde<span> </span>si ti, sto<span> </span>godina<span>
</span>se<span> </span>nismo<span> </span>videli.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Saša, ko<span>
</span>li<span> </span>mu<span> </span>dade<span>
</span>to ime??</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Definitivno<span>
</span>sam<span> </span>odustala. Nema<span> </span>šanse, a<span>
</span>i<span> </span>baš<span> </span>me<span>
</span>briga, tešim se.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Prolaze<span>
</span>pored<span> </span>kafića, pored<span> </span>kladionice, pored<span> </span>slastičane, i<span>
</span>ja<span> </span>već<span> </span>ljuta<span>
</span>idem<span> </span>svojim<span> </span>putem.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Kad…</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Šoping<span>
</span>centar.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">-Idemo<span>
</span>gledati, stigle su<span> </span>proletnje<span> </span>cipele… </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Najzad, odahnuh… </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%"><span style="color: #008000">Zna se<span>
</span>koji<span> </span>pol živi<span> </span>da<span>
</span>bi<span> </span>kupovao, a<span> </span>koji<span>
</span>pol<span> </span>samo<span> </span>protrči kroz<span>
</span>radnje<span> </span>kao da<span> </span>je<span>
</span>na<span> </span>koridi<span> </span>pred<span>
</span>razjarenim<span> </span>bikom…</span></span></p>
http://anam.blog.rs/blog/anam/humor/2018/03/09/musko-zenski-pol
, 09 2018 09:36:34 +0100