http://vvasic.blog.rs/blog/vvasic <p><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Jesi cuo da postoji zivot van neta?</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Seres,daj link!</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">- Za&scaron;to internet neće moći da zamene novine?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">- Pa kako internetom ubijas muve?</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">Vozili se u autu mehaničar,električar i programer...i auto se pokvari.Mehaničar kaže:</span></span></p><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Ma sigurno je oti&scaron;ao blok od motora!</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Električar:</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Ma sigurno je to do akumulatora!</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Kad će programer:</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-A da probamo da izadjemo,pa da ponovo udjemo?&nbsp;</span></span><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" /><div>&nbsp;</div><div>&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large">S<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">ta radi programer kad mu je vruce?</span></span></div><p><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">- desni klik i refresh Lol!!!</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">Novi BMW stoji na semaforu, kad odjedanput otpozadi udari fico u njega. Na komandnojl tabli bmw-a ucitava se:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">-Found new hardware click here to install!</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">Moli sin oca programera da mu objasni neke stvari.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Tata, reci mi, kako sam se rodio?</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Dobro sine, znao sam da ćes me jednog dana to pitati. Evo ovako... Tata i mama su napravili jedan copy/paste na jednom chatu na MSN. Tata je onda zakazao mami sastanak preko email-a u WC-u u jednom cybercafeu. Onda je mama napravila nekoliko download-a s tatinim memory stick-om.</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Kad je tata bio spreman za upload, primetili smo da nismo stavili firewall. Kako je bilo kasno da se koristi undo, a ni delete vi&scaron;e nije pomagao, devet meseci kasnije nam je stigao zajebani virus...&nbsp;</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Kako se hakeri krste?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">&nbsp;</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">U ime Oca i Sina I Svetoga Duha ENTER!</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">Ulazi haker u mesaru i trazi kg mesa,a mesar ga pita:</span></span></p><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Da ti narezem?&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Ne, nego na flash!</span></span> http://vvasic.blog.rs/blog/vvasic/generalna/2012/08/31/komp.-vicevi , 31 2012 09:31:58 +0200 <div style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Ode z</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">eka u poslasticarnicu i pita:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify"><div><span style="font-size: x-large; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Imate</span><span style="font-size: x-large; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: x-large; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">li pitu od banana?</span></div><span style="text-align: start; font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><div style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Nemamo.</span></span><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-sealed.gif" border="0" alt="Sealed" title="Sealed" /></div></span></span><span style="text-align: start; font-size: large"><div style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Dodje zeka sledeci dan i pita:</span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><div style="text-align: justify">-Imate li pitu od banana?</div></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><div style="text-align: justify">-Nemamo.</div></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><div style="text-align: justify">Dodje sledeci dan i postavi isto pitanje i dobije isti odgovor.Sledeceg dana poslasticar se toliko namucio da napravi tu pitu i dodje zeka i pita:</div></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><div style="text-align: justify">-Imate li pitu od banana? Imamo</div></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: x-large; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Jel da da je BLJAK??!!!</span><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" /></div><div style="text-align: justify">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: justify">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: justify">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: large">&nbsp;<span style="color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif">Dodje Zeko pred svoju omiljenu kafanu kad na njegovom parkingu stoji sleper</span></span></span></div><p><span style="font-size: large; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Uleti Zeko u kafanu i vikne na sve goste</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a" /><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-Ko je parkirao ovaj j..... sleper na parking</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a" /><span style="color: #4a4a4a">Medo ce iz coska&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a" /><span style="color: #4a4a4a">- Ja sam sto pitas...</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a" /><span style="color: #4a4a4a">A zeko ce na to</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a" /><span style="color: #4a4a4a">-E svakati cast majstorski si parkirao!! &nbsp;LOL&nbsp;</span></span><span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"></span><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"></span></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">Upadne mi&scaron; u puno bure vina i zamoli mačku da ga izvadi, a mačka mu reče:</span></span></p><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Hoću pod uslovom da te pojedem.</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Mi&scaron; će na to:</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Može za jedno pola sata, samo da se osu&scaron;im.</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">Prođe pola sata i mačka reče:</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- E sad ću da te pojedem, A mi&scaron; će:</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">- Ni slučajno. Bio sam pijan, a kad sam pijan samo gluposti govorim.&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /></span><p><span style="font-size: large">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">Sede slon i mi&scaron; u bioskopu. Slon je sedeo u prvom redu a mi&scaron; u drugom, iza slona. I naravno, mi&scaron; ni&scaron;ta nije video od. Ode mi&scaron; 2 reda ispred slona i nervozno se prodere:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">-JEL SAD VIDI&Scaron; KAKO JE TO?!?!?!?</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"><span style="font-size: large">Krenuli mravi u lov na slona.Pretrazivali tako oni sumu i razdvojili se radi lakse pretrage.Prva grupa nailazi na slona koji lezi u hladu i ostavljaju Milisava da cuva slona dok oni odu po pojacanje.Mravi kad se skupise slona nema. Napali oni Milisava........</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large"><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Gde ti je slon Milisave</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Pobegao mi</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Pitamo te jos jednom gde ti je slon</span><br style="color: #4a4a4a; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Pa ne znam stvarno pobegao je.</span></span>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-size: large"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a">-Ne lazi Milisave masni su ti zubi!! &nbsp;:D</span></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #4a4a4a"></span></span> http://vvasic.blog.rs/blog/vvasic/generalna/2012/08/31/sumski-vicevi , 31 2012 09:04:54 +0200 Уколико можете да прочитате овај чланак, успешно сте се регистровали на Blog.rs и можете почети са блоговањем. http://vvasic.blog.rs/blog/vvasic/generalna/2012/08/31/cestitamo2 , 31 2012 08:58:48 +0200