http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes <p>Because someone already said it better.</p> To you I&#39;m an atheist; to God, I&#39;m the Loyal Opposition http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/woody-allen/2015/04/27/to-you-i-am-an-atheist , 27 2015 16:21:35 +0200 On the Internet, nobody knows you&#39;re a dog http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/peter-steiner/2015/04/27/on-the-internet-nobody-knows-you-re-a-dog , 27 2015 13:20:44 +0200 In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/pliny-the-elder/2015/04/27/in-these-matters-the-only-certainty-is-that-nothing-is-certain , 27 2015 11:19:16 +0200 The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/elizabeth-clarkson-zwart/2015/04/27/the-older-i-grow , 27 2015 09:17:45 +0200 He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/winston-churchill/2015/04/22/he-has-all-the-virtues-i-dislike-and-none-of-the-vices-i-admire , 22 2015 20:27:11 +0200 Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/jimmy-demaret/2015/04/22/golf-and-sex-are-about-the-only-things-you-can-enjoy-without-being-good-at , 22 2015 19:27:41 +0200 If God lived on earth, people would break his windows http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/jewish-proverbs/2015/04/22/if-god-lived-on-earth-people-would-break-his-windows , 22 2015 18:26:13 +0200 The time to relax is when you don&#39;t have time for it http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/sydney-harris/2015/04/22/the-time-to-relax-is-when-you-don-t-have-time-for-it , 22 2015 17:25:18 +0200 There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/2015/04/22/there-is-always-some-madness-in-love , 22 2015 16:25:25 +0200 What&#39;s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/cindy-gardner/2015/04/21/boyfriend-husband-difference , 21 2015 22:45:15 +0200 Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/h.l.-meneken/2015/04/21/the-haunting-fear-that-someone-somewhere-might-be-happy , 21 2015 21:44:38 +0200 Indecision may or may not be my problem http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/jimmy-buffett/2015/04/21/indecision-may-or-may-not-be-my-problem , 21 2015 20:44:41 +0200 It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/james-thurber/2015/04/21/it-is-better-to-know-some-of-the-questions-than-all-of-the-answers , 21 2015 19:43:13 +0200 The only thing that lasts longer than a friend&#39;s love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/randy-milholland/2015/04/20/friends-love , 20 2015 15:02:18 +0200 The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/alfred-hitchcock/2015/04/20/the-length-of-a-film-should-be-directly-related-to-the-endurance-of-the-human-bladder , 20 2015 14:02:35 +0200