Quotes Blog http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes <p>Because someone already said it better.</p> quotes 2026-08-17T16:47:55Z To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/woody-allen/2015/04/27/to-you-i-am-an-atheist To you I&#39;m an atheist; to God, I&#39;m the Loyal Opposition Woody Allen 2015-04-27T16:21:35Z quotes On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/peter-steiner/2015/04/27/on-the-internet-nobody-knows-you-re-a-dog On the Internet, nobody knows you&#39;re a dog Peter Steiner 2015-04-27T13:20:44Z quotes In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/pliny-the-elder/2015/04/27/in-these-matters-the-only-certainty-is-that-nothing-is-certain In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain Pliny the Elder 2015-04-27T11:19:16Z quotes The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/elizabeth-clarkson-zwart/2015/04/27/the-older-i-grow The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart 2015-04-27T09:17:45Z quotes He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/winston-churchill/2015/04/22/he-has-all-the-virtues-i-dislike-and-none-of-the-vices-i-admire He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire Winston Churchill 2015-04-22T20:27:11Z quotes Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/jimmy-demaret/2015/04/22/golf-and-sex-are-about-the-only-things-you-can-enjoy-without-being-good-at Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at Jimmy Demaret 2015-04-22T19:27:41Z quotes If God lived on earth, people would break his windows http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/jewish-proverbs/2015/04/22/if-god-lived-on-earth-people-would-break-his-windows If God lived on earth, people would break his windows Jewish Proverbs 2015-04-22T18:26:13Z quotes The time to relax is when you don't have time for it http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/sydney-harris/2015/04/22/the-time-to-relax-is-when-you-don-t-have-time-for-it The time to relax is when you don&#39;t have time for it Sydney Harris 2015-04-22T17:25:18Z quotes There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/friedrich-nietzsche/2015/04/22/there-is-always-some-madness-in-love There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness Friedrich Nietzsche 2015-04-22T16:25:25Z quotes What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/cindy-gardner/2015/04/21/boyfriend-husband-difference What&#39;s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds Cindy Gardner 2015-04-21T22:45:15Z quotes Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/h.l.-meneken/2015/04/21/the-haunting-fear-that-someone-somewhere-might-be-happy Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy H.L. Meneken 2015-04-21T21:44:38Z quotes Indecision may or may not be my problem http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/jimmy-buffett/2015/04/21/indecision-may-or-may-not-be-my-problem Indecision may or may not be my problem Jimmy Buffett 2015-04-21T20:44:41Z quotes It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/james-thurber/2015/04/21/it-is-better-to-know-some-of-the-questions-than-all-of-the-answers It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers James Thurber 2015-04-21T19:43:13Z quotes The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/randy-milholland/2015/04/20/friends-love The only thing that lasts longer than a friend&#39;s love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better Randy Milholland 2015-04-20T15:02:18Z quotes The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder http://quotes.blog.rs/blog/quotes/alfred-hitchcock/2015/04/20/the-length-of-a-film-should-be-directly-related-to-the-endurance-of-the-human-bladder The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder Alfred Hitchcock 2015-04-20T14:02:35Z quotes