2017-12-22T23:29:11+0100 LifeType Copyright (c) pericajokic tag:www.blog.rs,2017-12-22:316879 2017-12-22T23:29:11+0100 2017-12-22T23:29:11+0100 2017-12-22T23:29:11+0100

* Školovanje sam uglavnom provodio kod pedagoga ili psihologa. To su zanimanja mojih roditelja.   * Dobro je što postoji nos, inače, pitanje je da li bi ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&Scaron;kolovanje sam uglavnom provodio kod pedagoga ili psihologa. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">To su zanimanja mojih roditelja.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Dobro je &scaron;to postoji nos, inače, pitanje je da li bi cvijeće mirisalo.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nijesmo dozvolili da nas farbaju raznim bojama pa su nas samo u crno zavili.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Da nije podgrijane atmosfere, imali bismo veoma zahladnjele odnose.</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-10-13:312801 2017-10-13T23:24:45+0200 2017-10-13T23:24:45+0200 2017-10-13T23:24:45+0200

* Imamo ključ za izlazak iz krize, ali &scaron;ta vrijedi kad je mnogo veći od brave. &nbsp; * Nije da na&scaron; put nikud ne vodi. Njime smo uspje&scaron;no oti&scaron;li ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Imamo ključ za izlazak iz krize, ali &scaron;ta vrijedi kad je mnogo veći od brave.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nije da na&scaron; put nikud ne vodi. Njime smo uspje&scaron;no oti&scaron;li dođavola.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Održavajmo neprijateljstva.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Samo tako možemo spremni dočekati okončanje mira.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Imali smo trnovit put.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nijesmo lako do&scaron;li do provalije.</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-10-06:312383 2017-10-06T09:16:51+0200 2017-10-06T09:16:51+0200 2017-10-06T09:16:51+0200

* Ako ljudski rod izumre, čovjek to nikad neće saznati. &nbsp; * Tek kad je trebalo da se dignemo na ustanak, shvatili smo da nam fali neprijatelj. &nbsp; * Nijesu sve ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ako ljudski rod izumre, čovjek to nikad neće saznati.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Tek kad je trebalo da se dignemo na ustanak, shvatili smo da nam fali neprijatelj.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nijesu sve žene iste.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Neke su jo&scaron; gore.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ni&scaron;ta nas ne može iznenaditi.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Pod svim uslovima spremni smo na predaju.</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-09-29:311898 2017-09-29T13:00:19+0200 2017-09-29T13:00:19+0200 2017-09-29T13:00:19+0200

* U nedostatku dokaza, zločin se odlaže. &nbsp; * Pa &scaron;ta ako su na vlasti trideset godina? I da su bili mnogo kraće, dosad bi toliko pro&scaron;lo! &nbsp; * ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">U nedostatku dokaza, zločin se odlaže.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Pa &scaron;ta ako su na vlasti trideset godina?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">I da su bili mnogo kraće, dosad bi toliko pro&scaron;lo!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Istina je da je njihova ljubav prema nama slijepa.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ne vide dalje od nosa.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nas arheolozi ne moraju da iskopavaju.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Kosti su nam već iza&scaron;le na povr&scaron;inu.</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-09-22:311311 2017-09-22T13:04:50+0200 2017-09-22T13:04:50+0200 2017-09-22T13:04:50+0200

* Nije svakome &bdquo;minut do dvanaest&ldquo; u to vrijeme! &nbsp; * Upoznao sam neke značajne ljude. Bila im je čast. &nbsp; * Zbog nesta&scaron;ice crvenih i žutih ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nije svakome &bdquo;minut do dvanaest&ldquo; u to vrijeme!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Upoznao sam neke značajne ljude.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Bila im je čast.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Zbog nesta&scaron;ice crvenih i žutih kartona, fudbaleri vi&scaron;e neće morati da prave prekr&scaron;aje.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ne znam u koju stranku sam učlanjen, ali ako mi se njen program ne svidi, saznaću po</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">ispisnici.</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-09-15:311052 2017-09-15T19:09:39+0200 2017-09-15T19:09:39+0200 2017-09-15T19:09:39+0200

* Psihijatar djeluje na mene. Sad i sam vidim da je lud. &nbsp; * Ako sretnete nijemog gdje govori slijepom kuda da nas vodi dok gluvi slu&scaron;a i diktira nepismenom, znajte ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Psihijatar djeluje na mene.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Sad i sam vidim da je lud.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ako sretnete nijemog gdje govori slijepom kuda da nas vodi dok gluvi slu&scaron;a i diktira nepismenom,</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">znajte da ste u na&scaron;oj zemlji.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Siti smo se na&scaron;trajkovali glađu.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Stanujem blizu &scaron;kole tako da</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">na veliki odmor uvijek mogu da</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">skoknem do nje.</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-09-08:310604 2017-09-08T10:49:27+0200 2017-09-08T10:49:27+0200 2017-09-08T10:49:27+0200

* Umro je, ali ne zadugo. Kači ga vraćanje časovnika za jedan sat unazad. &nbsp; * Skup&scaron;tinski jelovnik im sigurno nudi veći izbor. Za govornicom samo &ndash; jedu ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Umro je, ali ne zadugo.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Kači ga vraćanje časovnika za jedan sat unazad.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Skup&scaron;tinski jelovnik im sigurno nudi veći izbor. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Za govornicom samo &ndash; jedu govna!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ona je stalno ružna.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Čak i kad je niko ne gleda.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Na&scaron;ao sam izlaz iz lavirinta.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Gdje sam sada?</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-09-01:310222 2017-09-01T10:02:49+0200 2017-09-01T10:02:49+0200 2017-09-01T10:02:49+0200

* Idem na sigurno. Oformiću onu stranku koja pobijedi na izborima. &nbsp; * Dajte mi oslonac i - podići ću ka&scaron;iku. &nbsp; * Policajac je izmi&scaron;ljen da bi ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Idem na sigurno.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Oformiću onu stranku koja pobijedi na izborima.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Dajte mi oslonac i - podići ću ka&scaron;iku.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Policajac je izmi&scaron;ljen da bi pendrek imao gdje da se okači.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Pakao mi je te&scaron;ko pao.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Kao da sam ponovo rođen!</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-08-18:309363 2017-08-18T09:46:16+0200 2017-08-18T09:46:16+0200 2017-08-18T09:46:16+0200

* Ne pla&scaron;im se da ću umrijeti mlad. Ja sam star da bih se pla&scaron;io. &nbsp; * Izveli su nas na put. I sad smo na ulici. &nbsp; * Kad je žena luda za ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ne pla&scaron;im se da ću umrijeti mlad.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Ja sam star da bih se pla&scaron;io.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Izveli su nas na put.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">I sad smo na ulici.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Kad je žena luda za psihijatrom, on joj najprije potraži ludačku ko&scaron;ulju.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nigdje nije povrijedio pravila izborne krađe tako da je izbore dobio regularno.</span></div> tag:www.blog.rs,2017-08-11:308931 2017-08-11T09:23:21+0200 2017-08-11T09:23:21+0200 2017-08-11T09:23:21+0200

* Skup&scaron;tina je mjesto gdje se ne dangubi bez veze. Za to postoji dnevni red. &nbsp; * U žestokom sudaru automobila jedino nije stradao ubijeni u gepeku. &nbsp; * ...

pericajokic http://pericajokic.blog.rs/blog/pericajokic AFORIZMI <div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Skup&scaron;tina je mjesto gdje se ne dangubi bez veze. </span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Za to postoji dnevni red.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">U žestokom sudaru automobila jedino nije stradao ubijeni u gepeku.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Nije mi vjerna.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Često odlazi svom mužu.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">*</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Sreća nam je okrenula leđa, ali to ne treba da nas brine.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: large; color: #00ffff">Snaći će se ona i bez nas.</span></div>