http://yugioh123.blog.rs/blog/yugioh123 yugioh123 2026-08-17T15:34:55Z http://yugioh123.blog.rs/blog/yugioh123/generalna/2016/10/12/vicevi-ep.-4 <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #00ffff"><strong><em><u>Piroćanac i sveća</u></em></strong></span></div><span style="font-size: small; font-family: georgia, palatino"><span style="color: #333333">Sta Pirocanac radi kad mu je hladno?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">-Uzme sveću</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">Sta Pirocanac radi kad mu je mnogo hladno?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /></span><div style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: georgia, palatino"><span style="color: #333333">-Upali je</span>&nbsp;</span></div><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #00ffff"><strong><em><u>Pandur i ko&scaron;tice&nbsp;</u></em></strong></span></div><span style="font-size: small; font-family: georgia, palatino"><span style="color: #333333">Mujo na ulici prodaje ko&scaron;tice od jabuka.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">Dolazi policajac i pita: &ndash; &Scaron;ta ti je to?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- Prodajem ko&scaron;tice od jabuka.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- A čemu služe?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- Pojede&scaron; jednu, pa bude&scaron; pametniji.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- A po&scaron;to ti je to?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- 2,5 EUR komad.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- Daj jednu.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">Policajac pojede ko&scaron;ticu, zastade malo pa kaže:</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- Stani malo! Za 2,5 EUR sam mogao</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">kupiti kilu jabuka, i&hellip;&hellip; dobiti 20</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">ko&scaron;tica umesto jedne!</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /><span style="color: #333333">- Eto vidi&scaron;, već deluje!</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333" /></span><div style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: georgia, palatino"><span style="color: #333333">- Stvarno, daj jo&scaron; dve ko&scaron;tice!</span>&nbsp;</span></div> Generalna 2016-10-12T14:56:56Z yugioh123 http://yugioh123.blog.rs/blog/yugioh123/generalna/2016/10/02/vicevi-ep.-2 <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: terminal, monaco; color: #00ff00"><strong><em><u>Perica i mobilni</u></em></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: left">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Kaže mama Perici:</span></div><p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">&quot;Sine ajde malo uči, ostavi taj telefon.&quot;</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Perica odgovara:</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">&quot;Ali mama znam sve&quot;</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Mama ga upita:</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">&quot;Kako se zove kula u Parizu? &quot;</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Perica:</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /></p><div style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">&quot; Ajfonova kula&quot;</span></div><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: terminal, monaco; color: #00ff00"><strong><em><u>Roda&nbsp;</u></em></strong></span></p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Perica:Mama,hocemo li u zooloskom vidjeti i rodu?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Mama:Naravno,Perice.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Periсa:Super!Bas me zanima hoce li me prepoznati!</span>&nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><u><span style="background-color: #999999; font-size: medium; font-family: terminal, monaco; color: #00ff00">Džak peska&nbsp;</span></u></em></strong></p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Gura mali Perica biciklu,a na njoj dzak sa peskom.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Prolazi carinu i carinik ga pita sta to ima u dzaku.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Perica : Ma nista gospodine carinice samo pesak.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Carinik : Hmmmm..... Da proverimo! Kad on ovori dzak stvarno pesak unutra.Dobro prodji!</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">SUTRADAN</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Perica opet gura biciklu i dzak na njoj,dolazi na carinu i carinik ga pita :</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">-Sta to opet nosis u dzaku ?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">-Pesak gospodine</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Proveri carinik dzak i dopusti mu da prodje.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">SLEDECI DAN</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Ponovo Perica na biciklu gura dzak sa peskom i carinik ga pita :</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">- Pa dobro sta ti svercujes??</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">A Perica ce na to : Pa bicikle !</span>&nbsp;</p> Generalna 2016-10-02T19:49:08Z yugioh123 http://yugioh123.blog.rs/blog/yugioh123/generalna/2016/09/30/vicevi-ep.-1 <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: verdana, geneva; color: #ff0000"><em><u><strong>Najtužniji vic</strong></u></em></span></div><div style="text-align: left">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: small; color: #3366ff"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Plavu&scaron;a se ofarbala, Mujo i Haso su umrli, a perica zavr&scaron;io &scaron;kolu.</span>&nbsp;</strong><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /></span></div><div style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: medium; font-family: verdana, geneva; color: #ff0000"><strong><em><u>&Scaron;vedski sto&nbsp;</u></em></strong></span></div><div style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</div><span style="font-size: small; color: #3366ff"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ulazi Mujo u restoran i seda za sto</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Dolazi konobar i kaze:</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">- Gospodine, ovo je &scaron;vedski sto.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">A Mujo kaze:</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" /></strong></span><div style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #3366ff"><strong><span style="font-size: small"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">-Kad &Scaron;vedjani dodju, ja cu ustati.</span>&nbsp;</span><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /></strong></span></div> Generalna 2016-09-30T16:01:39Z yugioh123 http://yugioh123.blog.rs/blog/yugioh123/generalna/2016/09/28/u-skoli <p>Pokazao sam svoj blog mojim odeljenjskim drugovima</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> Generalna 2016-09-28T16:35:37Z yugioh123 http://yugioh123.blog.rs/blog/yugioh123/generalna/2016/09/28/uvod <p>Zdravo svima!&nbsp;<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" /><br />Na ovom blogu ću postavljati sve i sva&scaron;ta. Za početak ću postavljati po 2 vica na dan a subotom i nedeljom po 3!&nbsp;<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-money-mouth.gif" border="0" alt="Money mouth" title="Money mouth" /><br />Ako vi imate neke ideje za blog, pi&scaron;ite u komentarima!!!!<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /></p><p style="text-align: right">Vozdra!!!<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" />&nbsp;</p> Generalna 2016-09-28T14:59:25Z yugioh123 http://yugioh123.blog.rs/blog/yugioh123/generalna/2016/09/28/cestitamo2 Ukoliko možete da pročitate ovaj članak, uspešno ste se registrovali na Blog.rs i možete početi sa blogovanjem. Generalna 2016-09-28T14:41:30Z yugioh123