http://rizla04.blog.rs/blog/rizla04 rizla04 2026-05-14T13:44:31Z http://rizla04.blog.rs/blog/rizla04/generalna/2017/11/07/5-najboljih-viceva-7.11.2017.2 <p>&nbsp; 1.&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Plavu&scaron;i gori kuća. Panično zove vatrogasce:- Samo mirno, gospođo. Recite nam kako da dođemo do vas?- Pa s onim velikim crvenim autom!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 2.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Sedi Mujo na obali i baca cigle u vodu.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">&Scaron;ta to radi&scaron;? - upita ga Haso.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Čudim se!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">&Scaron;to se čudi&scaron;?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Cigla četvrtasta, a kad je bacim u vodu, pojave se krugovi!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 3.</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Ide nepismeni vuk &scaron;umom, sretne crvenkapu i pita je:&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &quot;Crvenkapo, &scaron;ta to nosi&scaron; Baci?&quot;&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">... I crvenkapa baci!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 4.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Pita Haso Muja:</span></p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &Scaron;ta bi volio: da si glup ili lijep?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Mujo:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- Glup.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Haso:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &Scaron;to glup?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Mujo:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- Pa ljepota je prolazna</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">5.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Upisao se Perica da trenira plivanje, i kaze treneru posle nekoliko minuta:</span></p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Idem ja kuci.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">A zasto ?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Pa, nisam vise zedan.</span>&nbsp;</p> Generalna 2017-11-07T18:38:14Z rizla04 http://rizla04.blog.rs/blog/rizla04/generalna/2017/11/07/5viceva <p>&nbsp; 1.&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Plavu&scaron;i gori kuća. Panično zove vatrogasce:- Samo mirno, gospođo. Recite nam kako da dođemo do vas?- Pa s onim velikim crvenim autom!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 2.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Sedi Mujo na obali i baca cigle u vodu.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">&Scaron;ta to radi&scaron;? - upita ga Haso.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Čudim se!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">&Scaron;to se čudi&scaron;?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Cigla četvrtasta, a kad je bacim u vodu, pojave se krugovi!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 3.</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Ide nepismeni vuk &scaron;umom, sretne crvenkapu i pita je:&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &quot;Crvenkapo, &scaron;ta to nosi&scaron; Baci?&quot;&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">... I crvenkapa baci!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 4.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Pita Haso Muja:</span></p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &Scaron;ta bi volio: da si glup ili lijep?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Mujo:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- Glup.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Haso:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &Scaron;to glup?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Mujo:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- Pa ljepota je prolazna</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">5.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Upisao se Perica da trenira plivanje, i kaze treneru posle nekoliko minuta:</span></p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Idem ja kuci.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">A zasto ?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Pa, nisam vise zedan.</span>&nbsp;</p> Generalna 2017-11-07T18:38:14Z rizla04 http://rizla04.blog.rs/blog/rizla04/generalna/2017/11/07/5-najboljih-viceva-7.11.2017. <p>&nbsp; 1.&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Plavu&scaron;i gori kuća. Panično zove vatrogasce:- Samo mirno, gospođo. Recite nam kako da dođemo do vas?- Pa s onim velikim crvenim autom!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 2.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Sedi Mujo na obali i baca cigle u vodu.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">&Scaron;ta to radi&scaron;? - upita ga Haso.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Čudim se!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">&Scaron;to se čudi&scaron;?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Cigla četvrtasta, a kad je bacim u vodu, pojave se krugovi!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 3.</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Ide nepismeni vuk &scaron;umom, sretne crvenkapu i pita je:&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &quot;Crvenkapo, &scaron;ta to nosi&scaron; Baci?&quot;&nbsp;</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">... I crvenkapa baci!</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">&nbsp; 4.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Pita Haso Muja:</span></p><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &Scaron;ta bi volio: da si glup ili lijep?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Mujo:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- Glup.</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Haso:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- &Scaron;to glup?</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">Mujo:</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-family: Arial; color: #555555">- Pa ljepota je prolazna</span><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><br style="color: #555555; font-family: Arial; font-size: 14px" /><p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #555555"><span style="font-size: 14px">5.&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Upisao se Perica da trenira plivanje, i kaze treneru posle nekoliko minuta:</span></p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Idem ja kuci.</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">A zasto ?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #333333; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 16px" /><p><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #333333">Pa, nisam vise zedan.</span>&nbsp;</p> Generalna 2017-11-07T18:38:11Z rizla04 http://rizla04.blog.rs/blog/rizla04/generalna/2017/11/07/cestitamo2 Ukoliko možete da pročitate ovaj članak, uspešno ste se registrovali na Blog.rs i možete početi sa blogovanjem. 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