http://mish.blog.rs/blog/mish mish 2026-06-17T09:24:07Z http://mish.blog.rs/blog/mish/generalna/2009/09/28/wicewi-o-plawushama...xex <p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavushi vire noge iz rerne?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Podgreva picu....xexe</span><img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand"> &nbsp;</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Ucila plavusha da igra golf,ali kao i svakoj plavushi to joj nije polazilo za rukom,shto je izludjivalo njenog trenera...Iznerviran time,videvshi da nishta ne vredi,on resi da pribegne lukavstvu...&quot;Slusaj,zamisli da je taj shtap ku**c tvog muza i onda udri kako treba!!!&quot;I zaista,plavusha ga poslusha i loptica ode daleko,daleko...&quot;E,tako treba!&quot;,rece trener,&quot;A sad vadi taj shtap iz usta pa da nastavimo...xex<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha ima jednu vijugu vishe od kokoshke???&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Da ne bi kakila po dvorishtu...:)</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span><a href="http://mish.blog.rs/blog/mish/album/generalna" title="Koristite ovu fasciklu za slanje novih datoteka.">Generalna</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Shta radi plavusha na parcetu papira na auto-putu???&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Vozi A4...xexe </span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Koje su tri najteze godine u zivotu swake plavushe???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Cetvrti razred osnovne skole...&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Setaju dve plavushe i nadju ogledalo...Prva plavusha uzme ogledalo:&quot;Vidi,moja slika na ulici&quot;...Druga plavusha uzme i kaze:&quot;Ih bre nisam znala da si owoliko ruzna&quot;...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Izlazi plavusha iz toaleta i zamoli konobara:&quot;Mozesh li da mi usitnish ovih 4000 din?&quot;...&quot;Ne postoji novcanica od 4000 din. ovo je falsifikat!&quot;...&quot;Kuku meni pa ja sam silovana!!!&quot;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Koliko postoji viceva o plavushama???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Nema nijedan sve je istina...xex</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha nosi shal kada igra kompjuter???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Zato shto je otvoren WINDOWS...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha ima retke stidne dlachice???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Na auto-putu trava ne raste...</span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha poliva dete vrucom vodom???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Pravi caj od majcine dushice...xex</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha nosi mrezaste hulahopke???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Cuva ribicu da ne pobegne...xex</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha nosi jogurt oko vrata???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Jer na njemu pishe dukat...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha nosi crne gacice???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Zali za nevinoscu... <br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Shta je plavusha izmedju dve brinete???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Umna blokada...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha gura mrtvog kanarinca u CD-player???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Zato shto ptice umiru pevajuci...xex</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Zashto plavusha nosi kompjuter u Dom zdravlja???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Da ga vakcinishe protiv virusa...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Shta je plavusha u BMW-u???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Dodatna oprema...!!!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Kako 4 plavushe sednu na jednu stolicu???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Okrenu stolicu naopako...</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">&nbsp;</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Shta plavushi pishe na nadgrobnoj ploci???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Prvi put j legla sama... </span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">Kako plavusha ubije pticu???</span></p><p><span style="font-family: comic sans ms,sand">-Baci je kroz prozor...!!!...xex </span></p> Generalna 2009-09-28T15:29:15Z mish http://mish.blog.rs/blog/mish/generalna/2009/09/28/cestitamo Ukoliko možete da pročitate ovaj članak, uspešno ste se registrovali na Blog.rs i možete početi sa blogovanjem. 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