http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88 <p>&nbsp;<span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong><span style="font-size: medium"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong><span style="font-size: medium">Ovaj momak je uz pomoć PVC cevi napravio instrument, koji proizvodi nevorovatan zvuk, pogotovu kad se izvode pesme koje su nam poznate. Poslu&scaron;ajte, zabavno je...</span></strong></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="350" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/0D2o8F2MOuI" id="ltVideoYouTube"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0D2o8F2MOuI" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAcess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /></object> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/12/19/novi-instrument...-pvc , 19 2011 10:31:14 +0100 <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: medium">On zna &scaron;ta hoće, mali rocker ima svoju omiljenu grupu<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />.</span></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="350" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQ18JEPLhkg" id="ltVideoYouTube"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tQ18JEPLhkg" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAcess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /></object> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: medium">&nbsp;<br /></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: medium">&nbsp;</span></strong></p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/12/16/on-voli-led-zeppelin , 16 2011 11:59:15 +0100 <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<span style="font-size: medium"><strong>Zove se Dijana Kozjakevič, ima &scaron;est godina i dolazi iz Ukrajine, iz mesta koje ne biste mogli da izgovorite, a da po&scaron;teno ne &quot;izlomite jezik&quot; i ona će vas nasmejati do suza!</strong></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="350" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/brQjlXvWW68" id="ltVideoYouTube"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/brQjlXvWW68" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAcess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /></object></p><br /><p><span style="font-size: medium">&nbsp;</span></p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/12/08/kakav-slatkis... , 08 2011 14:51:11 +0100 <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; <style>/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">Panduri su kao prostitutke. Stoje na ćo&scaron;ku, a porodicu je sramota.</span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red"><br /> <span>Ne kupujte kasete japanske grupe TDK. Ni&scaron;ta se ne </span></span></strong><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">č</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">uje.</span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red"><br /> <span>Kad ugleda ženu, mu&scaron;karac postane lovac. Kad ulovi ženu, muskarac postane plen.</span><br /> Lako ćete u porodili&scaron;tu prepoznati Va&scaron;u bebu: ona se ukakila dok su se tu</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">đ</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">e usrale.<br /> <span>Ne </span></span></strong><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">č</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">a</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">č</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">kaj ME</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">Č</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">KU, aktivira</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">ć</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">e</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">&scaron;</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red"> alarm.</span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red"><br /> <span>Proleteri svih zemalja, izvinite. Vas Marks.</span><br /> Hitlerova poslednja zelja: Ubijte Batu Živojinovi</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">a!<br /> <span>Po podo</span></span></strong><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">č</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red">njacima se no</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: red">ć</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red"> poznaje.</span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: red"><br /> </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: #00b050">Imao sam nesre</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: #00b050">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: #00b050">an slu</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: #00b050">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: #00b050">aj u porodici. Rodila mi se sestra.<br /> <span>Video sam Pikasov autoportret. Bože, na &scaron;ta je taj ličio</span><br /> <span>Nisam primetio da mi se žena davi. Vri&scaron;tala je uobi</span></span></strong><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; color: #00b050">č</span></strong></span><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: #00b050">ajeno.</span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: #00b050"><br /> Jednoj ženi treba 20 godina da od sina napravi mu&scaron;karca, a drugoj samo 20 minuta da od njega napravi budalu. <br /> <span>Ako Vas žena pobedjuje u tenisu, promenite sport. Ako Vas žena pobedjuje u boksu, promenite ženu.</span> <br /> Bog je stvorio čoveka jer mu je bilo dosadno. Ženu je stvorio jer je čoveku bilo dosadno. Sada: žene dosadjuju mu&scaron;karcima, mu&scaron;karci ženama, a svi zajedno Bogu. Naravoučenije: kada ti je dosadno redjaj pasijans.<br /> </span></strong><span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: #943634">Ljubazan motociklista se poznaje po mu&scaron;icama izmedju zuba.</span></strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Tempus Sans ITC'; color: #943634"><br /> <span>Ne smeta mi &scaron;to sanjam na engleskom, ali mi nerviraju nemački titlovi.</span><br /> Žena, kako to gordo zvoca.<br /> <span>Svaka porodica bi trebala da ima troje dece. Ako se desi da jedno bude genije, drugo dvoje bi moglo da ga izdržava.</span><br /> Preko oglasa je tražio ženu. Stotine ljudi se javilo sa molbom: uzmite moju!<br /> <span>Mozda ženama mozak i nije slaba tačka... Ali je ipak tačka.</span><br /> <span>Neka vam je laka crna žena. </span><br /> Ako muz ženi otvara vrata od kola, ili su mu nova kola ili mu je nova žena.</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;&nbsp;<style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> </p><p><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">...................... <span>.</span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'">RAZNI OGLASI - istiniti:)</span></strong> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">&gt;&gt;&gt; Potrebna sekretarica za rad u firmi, atraktivna i slobodnih shvatanja. Radno vreme dvokrevetno.<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Trebam djevojku, ne da radi nego da pije, da zabavlja goste <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Prodava</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">icu mesnate struke tražim <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Posao </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">uvanja djece tražim kod ura</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">unjljivih ljudi<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Mladi otka</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">eni de</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ko traži posao<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Bolja gospodja bi </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">uvala dijete&nbsp;<br /> &nbsp;&gt;&gt;&gt; Menjam ženu od 40 godina za dve od po 20 <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Umirovljeni penzioner, zeli upoznati ženu sli</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">nih sklonosti<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Ja bi se družio s jednom &scaron;ifrom iz oglasnika<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Krava, nije luda<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Koze i jari</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ć</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">e prodajem i oplodujem <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Golubovi vi&scaron;estruki &scaron;ampioni, &scaron;aljem ih po&scaron;tom <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">&Scaron;</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">arplaninac, birano mu</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">&scaron;</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ko &scaron;tene, otac Buco Bjelovarski, majka odli</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">na <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Pristojan sijamski ma</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ak bez iskustva, traži iskusnu ma</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ku za zajedni</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ke trenutke<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Menjam &scaron;logiranog dedu za druge vrste nekretnina<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Kupujem ku</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ć</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">u od </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">istog vlasnika <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Sobu iznajmljujem pretežno ženskoj osobi<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Gradili&scaron;te s pogledom na okoli</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">&scaron;</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a"> <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Ku</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ć</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">a s oku</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ć</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">nicom i vanjskom zemljom <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Zidana vikendica, izvana jos nenaba</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ena<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Uhodani stambeni prostor <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Jednosoban stan na zemlji</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">&scaron;</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">tu<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Civiliziran poslovni prostor <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">Č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">etverouglasto gradili&scaron;te <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Ku</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ć</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">a, sve komunikalije&nbsp;<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">Č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">uvam žensku decu od 18 do 28 godina - dolazim.&nbsp;<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Mazda 626, glasi na mene<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Mercedes, garavi <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Renault 4, ukarbuliran <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Voza</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">a C kategorije, koji izvana ima mogu</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ć</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">nost priklju</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ka na trofaznu struju, tražim <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Opel Rekord, mrtva</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ki <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Kupite akumulator na 6 mese</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">nih rata i po</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">nite da kre&scaron;ete odmah <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Yugo, u o</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ajnom stanju <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Lada Njiva <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Opel Manta, malo lupnuta<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Fiat Punto, ...može pametna zamjena <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Fiat 127, polimaren<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Renault 4, zbog hitnosti hitno<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Renault 5, limarija ko curica<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Mitsubishi Colt, 2200 DEM sa cjenkanjem, 2000 DEM bez cjenkanja<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Zuzuki Maruti<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Golf, 88. g, &Scaron;vabo<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Kadett, 87. g, trulkast<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Citroen AX, 89. g., besprijekoran, mislio sam ga ostaviti sebi<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Kurblu za pezoja i </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">č</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">etri </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">ć</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: 'Eras Demi ITC','sans-serif'; color: #5f497a">elave zimske gume<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Pezo 504 dizel, 79. god, idealan, sedi-vozi <br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Fiat 126 P, cijena realna<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; VW buba, 59. god, kao nova<br /> &gt;&gt;&gt; Renault 4, stari tip, vrata, opruge i ostale sitnarije </span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/zdravo-noris-cace.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/11/09/realnost... , 09 2011 09:33:25 +0100 <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; <style>/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%">Putnik na zadnjem sedi&scaron;tu taxija je bio prvi put u gradu i svidela mu se neka crkva, pa potap&scaron;e vozača po ramenu kako bi ga o tome ne&scaron;to i priupitao!<br /> Vozač zaurla, izgubi kontrolu nad autom, umalo udari autobus, uspaničen vri&scaron;ti i dalje, popne auto na pločnik, jedva izbegne pe&scaron;ake i zaustavi auto tek centimetar ispred izloga!<br /> Na to ce putnik:<br /> &quot; Molim Vas, oprostite, nisam ni slutio da bi Vas lagani dodir po ramenu mogao tako upla&scaron;iti. U Va&scaron;em gradu vas verovatno često pljačkaju! &quot;<br /> Vozač: <br /> &quot;Ma idi u pi... materinu. Danas mi je prvi dan kao taxista. Zadnjih 20 godina vozio sam mrtvačka kola!&quot;</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p>&nbsp; <style>/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%">Upala neprijateljska vojska u selo i Mujo se nije imao gdje sakriti, pa buć u potok.<br /> Nakon nekog vremena ga na&scaron;li, a Mujo će:<br /> - Ajde me pusti, ispunit ću ti tri želje!</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;&nbsp;<style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%">Kaže Fata Muji: <br /> - &quot;Danas sam jednom prosjaku dala pun tanjir supe i pet maraka!&quot; <br /> - &quot;Jel pojeo supu?&quot; <br /> - &quot;Jeste!&quot; <br /> - &quot;E onda je po&scaron;teno zaslizio tih pet maraka!&quot;</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; <style>/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'">Bogati bankar vozi se u svom Mercedesu i ugleda mu&scaron;karca kako jede travu. Zaustavi auto i izađe.<br /> - Za&scaron;to jedete travu?<br /> - Nemam novaca za hranu.<br /> - Dođite onda sa mnom da vas nahranim.<br /> - Ali, imam i ženu i troje djece.<br /> Bankar odgovara, sme&scaron;kajući se:<br /> - Nema problema, ima dovoljno i za njih.<br /> Kad su krenuli kaže siroma&scaron;an čovek: <br /> - Gospodine vi ste stvarno predobri. Hvala vam &scaron;to ste nas poveli sa sobom.<br /> - Ma, nema problema. Kad samo vidite koliko je visoka trava u mom dvori&scaron;tu...odu&scaron;evićete</span></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>&nbsp; <style>/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%">Turista sa ženom ulazi u kafanu negdje u Crnoj Gori i zove kelnera: <br /> - &quot;Molim Vas, dve kafe. Gorču i jednu sladju.&quot; <br /> - &quot;E, jado, nemam ti ja džezvu na pregrade.&quot;</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;&nbsp;<style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%">Zaposlio se Mujo kao kustos ali nista nije znao, te počeo da izmi&scaron;lja: <br /> - &quot;Dragi posetioci, ovo vam je lobanja od cara Lazara.&quot; <br /> Jedan od posetilaca upita: <br /> - &quot;A ova manja?&quot; <br /> Mujo: <br /> - &quot;Isto njegova, ali kad je bio mali.&quot;</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/72194-osmeh.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp; <style>/* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%">Plavu&scaron;i gori kuća, pa panično zove vatrogasce. Vatrogasci:<br /> - Samo mirno gospođo. Recite nam kako da dodjemo do vas?<br /> Plavu&scaron;a:<br /> - Pa sa onim velikim crvenim kamionom!</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /><style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";}</style><span style="font-size: medium"><strong><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%">Pričaju dva pandura...<br /> - Neki dan sam kupio četku za WC.<br /> - I kakva je?<br /> - Ma &scaron;ta znam... nekako sam bio navikao na toalet papir.</span></strong></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: medium">&nbsp;</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal"><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/e-gde-si-brate-sta-ra.jpg" border="0" /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /><style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%">---------------------------------<br /> Dobar dan, ja sam Marta, ne mogu da stampam. Svaki put kada pokusam pojavi se poruka &quot;Ne mogu da nadjem stampac&quot;. Cak sam podigla stampac i stavila ga ispred monitora, ali kompjuter jos uvijek kaze da ne moze da ga nadje...<br /> -----------------------------------<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Imam ogroman problem. Kolega je postavio skrinsejver na moj kompjuter, ali svaki put kada pomjerim mis, on nestane!<br /> ---------------------------------<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Moja tastatura ne radi uopste.<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Da li ste sigurni da je utaknuta u kompjuter?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Ne. Ne mogu da vidim zadnju stranu kompjutera.<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Podignite tastaturu i napravite 10 koraka unazad.<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: OK<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Da li je i tastatura posla sa Vama?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Da.<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: To znaci da tastatura nije prikljucena. Ima li tamo jos jedna tastatura?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Da, ovdje je jos jedna tastatura. Aaaa...ova radi!<br /> -----------------------------------<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: ne moze da se &quot;nakaci&quot; na internet.<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Da li ste sigurni da koristite ispravnu lozinku?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Da siguran sam. Vidio sam da je i moj kolega unio istu.<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Mozete li da mi kazete koja je vasa lozinka?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Pet zvjezdica.<br /> ----------------------------------<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Kliknite na ikonicu &quot;My computer&quot; na lijevoj strani ekrana.<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Vase lijevo ili moje lijevo?<br /> ---------------------------------<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Dobar dan. Kako Vam mogu pomoci?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Zdravo... Ne mogu da stampam.<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Hocete li da klikcete onako kako ja budem i...<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Slusaj drugar; nemoj da pocinjes strucno sa mnom! Nisam ti ja Bil Gejts!<br /> ---------------------------------<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Imam problem da stampam u crvenoj boji...<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Da li imate kolor stampac?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Ne.<br /> ---------------------------------<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Sta je sada na vasem monitoru gospodjice?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Medo koga mi je moj decko kupio u supermarketu.<br /> ---------------------------------<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: A sada pritisnite F8.<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Ne radi.<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Sta ste tacno uradili?<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Pritisnuo sam F taster 8 puta, bas kao sto ste mi rekli, ali se nista ne desava...<br /> ---------------------------------<br /> <span>Podrska</span>: Vasa lozinka je malo slovo j kao jabuka, i veliko slovo V kao Viktor, i broj 7.<br /> <span>Korisnik</span>: Da li je 7 velikim ili malim slovima?<br /> -----------------------------------</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal"><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/jedan-osmeh-dovoljan-.jpg" border="0" /> </p> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/11/08/sala-nikad-dosta , 08 2011 11:44:05 +0100 <p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/nasilje-u-porodici.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/sta-cu.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/sreca-je.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a id="res_70539" href="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/70539-godisnji-odmor.jpg"><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/previews-med/70539-godisnji-odmor.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/berluskoni-na-slici.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/dubak.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/vidi-se-cije-dete.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/uticaj-globalnog.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/hju-razmisljam-mogao-.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/hoce-to.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/tako-mi-stotinu-cucli.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/10/13/smehom-protiv-kise , 13 2011 13:44:18 +0200 <p><a id="res_64621" href="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/64621-images.jpg"><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/previews-med/64621-images.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">BALZAC</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">Balzac je uhvatio svog podvornika u la</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #984806">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">i. Stoga ga je ovako pou</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #984806">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">io: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">- La</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #984806">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806"> je najru</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #984806">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">nija od svih mana. Zapamti: svog bli</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #984806">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">njega ne smijemo nikada slagati. </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">- A za&scaron;to onda, gospodine, izjavljujete uvijek, kada dolazi sudski izvr&scaron;itelj, da vas nema kod ku</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #984806">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">e., upita podvornik. </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">- Sudski izvr&scaron;itelji nisu na&scaron;i bli</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #984806">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #984806">nji.</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #c0504d">AUGUST</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #c0504d">Jednom se rimski car August veoma iznenadi kada je primjetio da mu je neki seljak veoma nalik. U &scaron;ali ga zapita da li je njegova majka </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #c0504d">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #c0504d">esto zalazila u Rim. Seljak odgovori: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #c0504d">- O, ne. U Rim je </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #c0504d">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #c0504d">esto zalazio moj otac.</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">Churchillu</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">Za premijeru svoje drame Show je razaslao ve</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">i broj besplatnih ulaznica po</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">asnim gostima. Pored ostalih poslao je i svom politi</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">kom protivniku Churchillu dvije ulaznice prilo</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">iv</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">&scaron;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">i pismo ovakvog sadr</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">aja: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">- Po&scaron;tovani gospodine! &Scaron;aljem vam dvije ulaznice. Jedna za vas, a druga za bilo kojeg va&scaron;eg prijatelja - ako ga imate! </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">Churchill mu je odgovorio: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">- Po&scaron;tovani gospodine! Vra</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">am vam poslate ulaznice i srda</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">no zahvaljujem. Na premijeru, na</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">alost ne mogu do</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">i, a do</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">i </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #548dd4">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #548dd4">u na reprizu - ako je bude!</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #548dd4">&nbsp;</span></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">FILIP MAKEDONSKI</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">Na samom vrhu svoje vladavine, kada je pretendirao osvojiti Gr</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #4f6228">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">ku, Filip Makedonski po</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">&scaron;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">alje poruku Spartnacima: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">- Ako do</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #4f6228">đ</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">em u va</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">&scaron;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">u zemlju, sve </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #4f6228">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">u pobiti i spaliti! </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">Spartanci su mu odgovorili: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #4f6228">- Ako...</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">G&Ouml;THE</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">Pisac i pjesnik G&ouml;the sjedio je jedne ve</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #5f497a">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">eri u gostionici i pio vino s vodom. Kod susjednog stola sjedilo je dru</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">&scaron;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">tvo objesnih studenata koji su pili vino. Jedan od njih upita G</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">&ouml;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">thea: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">- Za&scaron;to mije&scaron;ate vino s vodom i time ga kvarite? </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">Pjesnik im objasni: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">- Sama voda </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #5f497a">č</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">ini </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #5f497a">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">iva bi</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #5f497a">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">a nijemima. To dokazuju ribe. Samo vino vodi u glupost. To dokazujete vi, mlada gospodo. A po</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">&scaron;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">to ne </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #5f497a">ž</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">elim biti ni jedno ni drugo, mije</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">&scaron;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #5f497a">am vino s vodom.</span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">NAPOLEON</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">Na mar&scaron;u na Italiju Napoleon je imao za pomo</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #948a54">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">nika generala Ogeroa koji je smatrao da ne mora slu</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">&scaron;</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">ati zapovijedi nadre</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #948a54">đ</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">enog. Napoleon je to neko vrijeme trpio, a kada je previ&scaron;io mjeru Napoleon mu zaprijeti: </span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">- Gospodine! Vi ste za glavu vi&scaron;lji od mene, ali ako ne bude izvr&scaron;avali moje zapovijedi ta razlika </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; color: #948a54">ć</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Algerian; color: #948a54">e uskoro nestati.</span></strong></p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;</p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/06/13/anegdote , 13 2011 18:02:16 +0200 <p><span style="font-size: medium"><strong>Njemu se spava, ali nikako da nadje dobar položaj<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /></strong></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="350" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hhdr1IPOGs" id="ltVideoYouTube"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Hhdr1IPOGs" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAcess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /></object>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><span style="font-size: medium"><strong>U pitanju je ozbiljna rasprava<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />&nbsp;</strong></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="350" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/_JmA2ClUvUY" id="ltVideoYouTube"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_JmA2ClUvUY" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAcess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /></object>&nbsp;</p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2011/03/31/bebolini... , 31 2011 23:39:36 +0200 <p><strong><span style="font-size: medium">T</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium">rogodi&scaron;njak koji svira u rock bendu čije ime nije poznato.On je najmladji član i svira bubnjeve.Pa pogledaj te taj talenat<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /></span></strong></p><p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="350" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/aJG9Tol1a0U" id="ltVideoYouTube"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aJG9Tol1a0U" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAcess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded" /></object> </p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2010/05/25/tako-mali-a-talentovan , 25 2010 19:01:29 +0200 <p><strong><span style="font-size: medium">S</span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium">ta sve ljudima moze da padne na pamet! Naime jedan farmer iz Rusije je smislio kakao da njegove krave daju vise mleka u vreme kada je zima i nema zelenih povrsina. A on je to uraduo tako sto je u jednu stalu stavio nekoliko televizora na kojima su se prikazivale zelene povrsine, a krave su to gledale<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />, dok u drugoj to nije uradio tako da ce da prati rezultate, i uporedjivati koje su krave naprednije<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />. Zamislite krave koje bulje u tv?<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /> </span></strong></p><p><a id="res_43406" href="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/43406-krava.jpg"><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/previews-med/43406-krava.jpg" border="0" /></a> </p><p><strong><span style="font-size: medium">A sta se desi kada pit bul ne zna da se ponasa?Osude ga!<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /> Naime ovaj i ne tako pas lepog izgleda kaznjen je,jer je ostetio policijska kola,pa cak i gume izgrizao<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />.On je pritom poslat na casove lepog ponasanja,ako polozi kurs,sve optuzbe protiv njegove vlasnice ce biti povucene<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" />Nema sta mora da postoji red i kod psa<img src="http://www.blog.rs/js/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" border="0" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" /></span></strong></p><p><a id="res_43405" href="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/18307_12_12_2009_11_39_09_AM_-_pit-bull-puppy-7431651.jpg"><img src="http://lady88.blog.rs/gallery/9134/previews-med/18307_12_12_2009_11_39_09_AM_-_pit-bull-puppy-7431651.jpg" border="0" /></a> </p> http://lady88.blog.rs/blog/lady88/zabava/2010/03/30/tv-za-krave-a-za-pit-bula-lepo-ponasanje , 30 2010 10:26:16 +0200