To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds